How to hike Ella Rock, and not get ripped off

It’s the best thing to do in Ella, and it’s also where you’ll find the most touts and people trying to set you up for failure… and what an eclectic mix of emotions.

This hike really pissed us off. Not because it’s terrible or anything, but just because no-one could quite tell us how to do it or how to get to the top.

So, from our experience of getting hopelessly lost as the trail inexplicably runs out, being found and ‘helped’ by a ‘local’, who then extorted us for money, before finally finding the top some time later, here’s a brief explanation of how to do it.

We’ll forgive you after that admission, for not taking our word as gospel (though we really think we’ve got it now).

1. Set off from Ella Railway Station along the tracks, and apparently ignore all signs saying not to walk along the tracks.

After entering the station, turn left on the platform and just carry on beside/ along the tracks. You’ll see plenty of signs warning you not to be there, and also plenty of people who are there.

Don’t worry – as long as you’re with it enough to jump out of a way of an oncoming locomotive, you’ll be fine. Even more so as these trains are ancient, and you’ll hear the horn sound at least a dozen times, 10 minutes or so before it even gets to you.

Between where the train is in this shot and where it left the point in front of us, felt like about half an hour

2. Remember all movie stills from Stand By Me and attempt to recreate them.

Or, if you’re like us, remember to actually have watched the movie before you start the hike. Otherwise, people will continuously make references to a movie you’ve never seen, that you thought was only a song, and you’ll be the dumb one on the hike. Yes, that was me.

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3. Continue along the tracks for about 40 minutes or so, until after you pass Kithalella railway station.

Ignore the online advice that told you to turn off before the railway station and career through the bushes before you inevitably get lost. There is a way through there, and we found it somehow on the way back, but we couldn’t tell you confidently how to do it.

Also: ignore all the ‘locals’ who tell you you’re going the wrong way. They will seemingly swoop out of nowhere as you’re beginning to show signs of doubt at which direction you should be headed, offer to lead you to the path, and affectionately tell you stories about how a tourist got bitten by a snake in these parts last week and might not have survived. He’ll helpfully take you on a strange, round-about way to almost the top, where you’ll stop him and ask why he just hairpinned you through some paddocks when you could’ve just walked straight up. He’ll then extort you for money, and you’ll find the path without any guidance needed whatsoever. In fact, it was within stumbling-upon distance the whole time. You’ll then go back the way you came and start again, spitting tacks.

Don’t get us wrong, we’re all for a bit of local entrepreneurship, and power to them for trying, but not at our expense.

4. After a few minutes, you’ll see a wee blue arrow pointing in the direction of Ella Rock, on a rock. Follow that and cross the footbridge.

5. There will be a fork in the road after the footbridge. Both paths lead to the top, we’re told, but apparently the right one is longer and is more likely to have you happen upon a tout who you will believe when he tells you you’re lost. So of course we took the right one.

6. Just keep going. You’ll wander through a tea plantation and some long grass, which is a pretty confusing change of scenery, but as long as you keep on this path you’ll be fine. It opens out after a while into some woodland, and there will be plenty of people around to make sure you’re going in the right way. Just don’t ask the locals. It’s a horrid thing to advise, but you really don’t know who to trust around here.

Stand By Me 2.0? I think?

7. Yay, you made it! Several hundred rupee down because you’re an idiot and paid the tout, but you made it nonetheless. Now enjoy the view, pose for some photos and hope you brought your sunblock.

8. The way back down is seemingly easier, but we also recommend stopping near the footbridge, where you can clamber down to a tiny waterfall where the locals will be having a makeshift shower. Join them.

Shower, after the locals had scarpered off because apparently it’s weird when a white girl does it
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